How to Make Sacagoes Happen

i'm very proud to be advice columnist of my colleges newspaper. It's really cool to see dear jessica in print every few weeks, and i love feeling like i'm able to help someone. The problem is that hardly anybody asks me questions as people who have a successful advice giving platform. So hanks, hank's advices to only tip in sakajaweas, to try to make sakajaeas happen. Person who tips me in one dollar coins is like walking away loaded down, weighing five extra pounds. I think we've solved this problem. We're going to move on to jessica's question. Who asks dear bugg and shrimp?