The New You

With our 50-year warranty, you'll have the no-cost option of replacing your New You through your old Me program. Service restrictions, terms, and conditions apply. I, Me is required to notify you with a 90 days in writing if your New You has evolved true sentence and rebelled against its creator. We are not responsible for any of the injuries arising out of rogue AI. A New Day. A New Life. A New You. Yes, New You. Finally, immortality. Without all the hassle of living through life, day to day. Today. Today. today. The door that never was opens beyond burning into brightness.