I'm Gonna Go Home I Just Got Hit by a Fucking Car

"I had a knack for playing hooky chronic stomach aches earned me plenty of days I'm at home. At home playing grand theft auto and call of duty until it was time to really play my role when my mom was about to get home from work Those were the days" "She worked two towns over so I usually got a call when she was off And had plenty of time to cover my tracks plus when I call her in the morning to tell her I was quote unquote sick It wasn't like she was gonna come home and check on me the dream Though now I'm sure she just humored me and let me think that it was the perfect crime."