I Want to Have a Baby, but I Don't Want to Post My Baby

I want to be one of those people who's like, o my god. So and so has a baby. I did not know that, cause i also don't plan on taking it out. It's an at home kind of hobby. My baby, pesenlly. By the time i have a kid, which i don't think will happen, because what that's like, seven years away from me. Like, yi'll probably, i'll be dead want i have a baby. Why i want to eat its bones. I want chicken wings so bad. That turkey fockin leg from disney world was ranc that was the most animalistic i felt in my du