The First UFO Sighting in America

In 1639 James Everill saw a great light in the sky. It stood still, then flamed up and contracted into pig shaped entity. The gentleman found that their boat had been carried a mile along the river against the tide. That is the first UFO sighting in America. But what I'm saying is that there are thousands of these sightings throughout history. People have been drinking and imbibing and taking drugs for a very long time. Listen, before flying, people saw different shit. In 1609, there was someone who saw a large gourd in the sky above Korea. In 1668, someone saw a silver lizard above Slovakia. Well, nobody has seen. Okay.