Man vs Wild

A husband and wife were purchasing a home And his primary demand Was that this home could be. Two months later the house is straight up A lab or cat tubes Everywhere They had one going to the De-cat-tached garage Like there were cat tubes Across the yard So you tell me that's fake I love it, bro I love it The other thing I never understood About house owners was like They you know This couple just moved to D.C. Their budget is $1.7 million Yeah, so where's your teacher? Where's the teacher there? What bar is this dude working at?" "I'm sorry, my man I'm like That's a wrong thing I thought