I'm a Frusty Traveller, but What Is It About Carpets?

i don't like to stay in hotel with carpets, i think it's so unhygienic. I've cut bits of carpet for my alfritic dog because she struggles come down the stairs. You ring up ta hotel and tell em to remove a rug, and then how powerful are you? No, no, i do in most hotels. Soeman ems and all that,. you really need to et them in bed the pringlesha, si, pringles. Ye. Then they come midway through the da dou like it re stocked like this is the third time. Ha ha  I'm sure in my trunk of tromers there's a