A P Story About Crab in Jail

Aabigis is like x wife, like jezus christ. He doesn't know why he's in jail or what the charges are. His leg muscles are completely reversed. But crabs don't walk backor no. The a p has now printed a story about his imprisonment. If only they'd only let me go ba ackwards, it wouldn't be so bad but i get all tuckered out now when i have to walk forward.