Can I Get a Haircut?

I didn't know names to haircuts. I said, can I get a haircut? So they made it look like a haircut. Everybody thought I was a girl. But hair has never been a big deal for me. The day I decided to shave it off was, I talked about it in my act a little bit. And then I just went, I played for a little while. Like you got hair art on my head. Then I shaved it. and then I thought, oh fuck, this is clean. This feels clean. Do you ever throw it long? Yeah, I had it really. There it is. See, I look like that guy from Stranger Things. Look