The Internet Is Taking Over the World, and I'm in Control

When i was a child, outside the door of brown thomas, there would be about a hundred gots or heavy metal kids, and they would just hang around there. That's not there any more, because these people can meet on line. People used to write the names of bands on their school bags. There's no need to do that any more. You can tell everybody on twitter what bands you like. They've caught the internet, and this is the opportunity that's being used for an invasion. And then, of course, i said, don't be folking ridiculous, you silly, silly boy. Don't be absolutely ridiculous. But in moments of panic like that,