The Best Pickup Line That Changed My Life

I met this guy at a Halloween party and we exchanged Snapchat info. Corny, I know, not even my actual number. That sounds like Buck Rogers to me. They really made us think like they were like, ew, gross, get away from me. And you're like, why? Come on, touch it. And this sitting there wanting to get laid too. Who knew? Who knew? All right. Best pickup line that changed my life."