The Slurries Behind the Paywall

John Michael Bond was on the road. He drove over with some other comic. They roll up to Polk's house. The guy comes in and he's holding like two slices of bread and some cold cuts. And then before the guy introduces himself, he's like, Hey, you mind if I make a sandwich? And Polk says, I'm going to kill you. If you're drunk enough, you just kind of end up dodging the bullets by tripping.