How to Be a Calm Person

There's a coyote that lives next door. I have 27 bird feeders. There's wild parrots outside in a tree. And then there's a giant snake that lives in the backyard. Why can't you get someone to move it somewhere else? Well, I think it's hibernating now because I haven't seen it since the middle of summer. But it's like a gopher snake. It's not a rattlesnake. No, but he's very large. So he's somewhere under the deck, maybe. Oh my God. Lucha. You don't scream it. You just go. Because if you're yelling, then they think you're barking