The Chindogu - It Must Exist

A tool must be, first, almost useless. It can't have any kind of utilitarian perfection. There's a sweet spot between usefulness and uselessness that the chindogu must thread. A number two, it must actually exist. Oh, it must be built. And work as advertised. To use them is to is to be living a life philosophy or or, yes, it's, it's the opposite of utilitarianism, exactly. If you were to open a store, john, what would you sell?