I Was the Saucer in a Cuckoo's Theatre, the Doctor's Muse

I've been so banged up by the vaudeville circuita nowadays that i don't even know where i come from any more. I may not look the same if you wish to see me now, but iama master of disguise, costume make up, an edith head of myself. Now i must list some of my credits. Some of you may remember raw teeth, very disgusting. Oh, i was an anchor and the weather man andthe sea saw news. That ran for approximately, i would say, five million performances. Was in volpony in hollywood, the ladle in the saucer, as my favourites used them. People were weeping and shitting