Do You Work Retail on Black Friday?

"I would quit my job before I worked retail on black friday," he says. "You have to deal with psychos fucking grown-ass women sprinting down the aisles Trying to buy a bag of  peanuts because they're a dollar cereals half off." He calls people who work in retail, including his co-workers, 'trolls' for not being brave enough to go outside and do their jobs. "'Cookie crisp is a joke,' that's what we call cookies With more sugar in them but small And we sell it to kids and then we go why is everyone fat? Because they're eating cookie crisp"'