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Mailbag Spectacular #5

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

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How to Get Rid of Sexual Assault

In Japan, in Japan, they have separate trains for men and women. Aaron can Google it right now if he wants. If I do my thing, they can get rid of that train. Now all trains in Japan are co-ed and then anything goes. You can just kill a random guy. Why does it have to be Putin? I would think you're killing dictated. Murder is still a thing. You just can't assassinate. What? No, murder is done. But that feels like a pretty, first of all, that's not like an official crime. Do you get rid of all of sexual assaults then? Then that would be worth it.

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