I've Fuck and Buy a Stand Up Paddle Board

Boat b o t e make some pretty good ones, and they even have one where you can convert to a little motorized boat slash sup stand up paddle board. There's way more helicopter crashes per year than shark attacks, by the way. I've never understooddo that, going from one variable to another,. because it isn't just as simple as that. It doesn't sonl you go anywhere near em. Your whole bit about being attacked by a shark, it's no different than some cunt crying about the dangers of helicoptersa there.