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467: No Such Thing As Free Laundry

No Such Thing As A Fish

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How to Navigate Your Semen Gun Into the Urine Horns

There were two entries into the back of a cow, officially. One is the rectum, and then... Professor, let me write this down. It says left hand sex tube. So you essentially use your rectum arm to navigate your semen gun, which is in the vaginal canal, and you push it through. That would be a bold farmer who tried using one foot. He took his tip in the cow's tail. This is the worst game of twister I've ever played.

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