Apple's MacBook Pro Is in Danger of Being Knocked Off Using It

This new MacBook Pro is bordering on unusable for me with the lack of ports. The wolf face, which I have been using for Lulu and Audrey for quite some time now has been changed to a crappy gray wolf. My favorite emoji has been retired. But so just to be clear, they're making the wolf face actually look like a wolf instead of looking like a chihuahua.