The Fucking Deal With Alf on the Shelf

I think everyone's having children, but also you can have an advent calendar when it's in an hour off. Everyone's just like, fuck it, I need one chocolate a day. Do you know what Mum did? Mum is like grandma extraordinaire. She wraps 75 things and put them in a courier for the kids. So she did their own wee thing for them. Does anyone... I don't imagine any of us know. What's the deal with Alf on the shelf? Oh, yeah, okay. Vaughn does it every year so I've seen a lot of sneaky adult Alf on the shelves. Yeah, the Als hang from the ceiling. Some of the Als