The Lesbian Woodstock

I've sang it every song on your show, ever. I don't think the female Harry Como would really explain it to them. She was a Southern blonde but not like dumb less Southern. She was very wholesome but kind of hot. Well, she dated Bert Reynolds later but I thought was very confusing. The Dinah Shore golf thing is the lesbian woodstock. Like, Dinah Shore, see the USA. And now they have a lesbian golf tournament named after her. It's so amazing. But that doesn't mean she wasn't a lesbian. If I had to, that's the song I would sing because I'm practicing... I didn't do it. You did