How to Harpoon a Land Whale

A couple of years ago, this earthling showed up in my life. This earthling was walking through the middle of serious station with a pocket full of Ted Kreds burning a hole in his pocket. That doesn't sound like any of your business. But you know what I like on your planet? Wales. They're huge and they make fun sounds. Me too. And if one of them was suddenly walking around on land, that is technically none of my business but I'm gonna make it my business. You know what I mean? I was a land whale. A gigantic marijuana toting land whale. Yes. And you failed to harpoon me. It was very frustrating for