You're Now Policy Wonk. I'm a Policy Wank

It is the eighth of December 2003. It's got a big fat week ahead of us. Jordan today we start off and here is the vibe that Alex is putting out into the universe and it's a vibe that it's a Monday. And curb your existentialism's missing hoodie is a false flag. Also my 401k isn't doing so well of late bro. We get a technocratic to make sure. So this person told me to read this as the symbols exist. I think it's some kind of a coding joke. Uh oh, maybe the robots will find this real funny. All right. Um so tech flexomexathus apostrophe close parentheses semicolon drop