You're the Opposite of Fine, but You Know Wrong Here.

My lovely wife, samantha, often leaves strands and clumps of her hair on the shower walls. It tends to dry out, expand off the wall then get caught on me while i shower. This grosses me out. Please judge, place an injunction on my wife to have her clean her hair off the wall after she showers. I guess you know what i call it when i shave my head out in the backyard, feeding the birds. They love it for their nests.