The Importance of Staying Sharp

A Texas woman snagged a 2,000 year old Roman bus for $35 at Goodwill. She got ambushed by quote unquote historians who have made her she's it's being sent back to Europe they basically said and by the way guess guess who the statue is of Augustus Pompey ah okay rip so they convinced her to give up this priceless artifact for nothing. Cornice Jackson's the bus was last seen in Germany World War II.