
Escape Pod 889: The Greatest One-Star Restaurant in the Whole Quadrant
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Jukebox and Engineer's Escape From the Orionis Alpha Resort
Jukebox was the only cyborg aboard their ship with real chemo-receptors. Under Captain's orders, Friendly scoured the ship for anything edible and brought it to engineer to assemble into a human meal. Engineer shuddered at the appalling primitiveness of it all. Humans were helpless, mewling children, so utterly dependent that they couldn't even feed their meat without a steel fork to guide the process. And what were cyborgs except meat-wrapped steel pressed into the service of lesser creatures?
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