Macaroni, I Can't Really Move Without Getting Too Many Attacks, Can I?

First attack has sneak attack damage. No sneak attack, because it is not in melee with another ally of yours and you do not have advantage on attack. Oh man. Sorry buddy. It's fine. That's my name. I'm hitting these with my claws. Five, uh, 13, 17, 17 points of damage. Nice. Macaroni, you're on deck. Uh, and I use my bonus action to raise, and... I can't really move without getting too more attacks on me, can I? Nope. Not my version. Alright, take my regular attacks then. Stick to attacks. Yeah, okay, both hit. Oh yeah. Where's my C