The Ultimate Fucking Slap in the Face

"I'm 47 right now and still hit a baseball 500 50% free," he says. "When you're the second fastest dude and someone says he's out of shape, at this point you must have gone ... So I'm in the way of Oz." He was ousted from Majorly Baseball after writing about its internal problems. The comedian is tired of taking the blame for things that aren't his own fault but do need to be fixed.