I've Never Been on an Elevator

14-year-old arrives in America for the first time. He is told that he sounds like a certain person by the name of richard atinburgh. The guest then tries to get into his hotel room, only to be turned away and forced to knock on the door again. After finally being able to use the bathroom they are asked if they have any questions about their accommodation before going up an elevator. At this point it becomes clear that something has gone horribly wrong with the words 'family' and 'clan' They really have grouinoly wicha wicha? It's just something that my family does to say. If the clan is to continue, some one must