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Earth's axis | Recycling AI | Pregnant whale

The Gargle

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The Earth's Shift on Its Axis Because of Half a Glass of Water

I was slightly worried when I read this headline that the earth had shifted on its axis because of the number of half a glass of water jokes. It's always the bloody cows, isn't it? They say that humans are the problem, but it really does come back to cows. And look, let's not get into who put the cows there. There are just cows sometimes. That's not our fault, but it's really the cow's fault. A gigaton of water is a tears shed from Monodel album in one year. The second thing is I haven't followed the ashes thing, but I know two Australians look happy and lots of English people are sad. As an

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