Inside England's Dentist Chair Party

Terry Venables was a fantastic football manager but not the sort of, you know, kind of technocrat who you get nowadays. He would never be England manager because he was regarded as too much of a wide boy. It's just that he wasn't deadly dull. But people were often threatened by that. And I go, oh, he's in this game. Not a loose cannon. That sounded like some Paul's Cathedral on the Queen's wedding day. We don't want anyone in this job who's capable of feeling joy or having fun. The blue plate will always believe exactly what it is they are doing. So anyway after that things went so pear-shaped under Graham Taylor for