How to Get a Cat Down From the Chimney

I never understood why cats will try to get out of their house and like go outside. Now, generally it means that they're unhappy in the house and they do that too often. I have this genius cat called Beppin where he's always thinking about going outside. And if you think about him from a cat's point of view, and it goes back to the dopamine and the happiness and the sadness argument that we were talking about. Why in the fuck would any of these dumb fucking cats ever want to leave my house? Where infinite food rains from the sky, infinite water that didn't have to do anything?"