The United Way. It Works for All of Us

"It's always great for stand up when one of the greatest of all time comes out and puts a fucking, you know, giant special out there," he says. "He doesn't have to do any of that, which I'm not going to lie to you. I'm envious of that." On his wife: "Why do I always act like she's a pain in the ass? She isn't ... Maybe I'm just scared of losing you".