A Cover of a Walk by Bad Religion

The set list of the first show ever from my first band ever begins and ends with a cover of a cover. Our version of this song kicks substantially less ass, fewer asses, but even one one thousandth of an ass kicking is a nonzero amount of ass kicking. The lead guitarist up to this point has expressed no interest in singing. He has not brought up even the idea of backing vocals at any point. Now on stage while we're playing our first show ever, while we're debuting our cover of a walk, he strides up to the front of the stage. It sounded the way it would sound if you shot an accordion at point blank range with a shotgun while the