How to Pump Up a Crowd for Girls Volleyball Games

Michael Keaton is alive. And he's in RoboCop. That is God Michael Keaton. You can't just start pumping people up unless you yourself have pumped yourself. I recommend that you kick off every volleyball game with a new custom theme song from Faith Hill who now has a lot more time in her schedule, like waiting all afternoon for Thursday evening at the JC. She has to change some of the words or else Carrie Underwood. Wait, no, we for bump set spike. Auto tune that shit and we are halfway there. Well, if we auto tune you enough, we can make you sound like Faith Hill. Yes.