Boris Johnson Misled the House of Commons

You have to feel sorry a bit for anyone in the Conservative Party because they're effectively in the scorpion party. Boris Johnson is facing further claims that he misled Parliament, which again would be an example of a politician behaving in office exactly how he said he was going to behave based on everything he'd done in his life and career up to that point. The idea that a Labrador could be raised by a supervillain? That's almost the saddest thing I've heard this year. And very exciting news about his coronation that in trying to make this fancy dress relic of God endorsed medieval feudalism more relevant to today's audience. Andy you don't want to be uncivilized.