How Many Loads Have You Had?

I asked Stacy Solomon how often you should change your bedsheets. She said you should change them every week. I haven't changed mine for about four weeks at this point. Which is bad but it's a lot of effort and I just don't I can't be bothered. And I only have one set that I like so I need to buy another set. It is worth it. My friend was getting really upset at the weekend about loads. Why do gay men need to tell everyone how many loads they've had? Well it's a bit uncouth isn't it. Do we go on couth? Is uncouth French?