The Fat Man's Favorite Music

The inertia caused by his digestive processes is so great that it is almost insurmountable. The habits which endear the fat person to everyone and make us forget his faults are his never failing hospitality, kindness when you are in trouble or a calming air of contentment. His worst faults wreak upon him far greater penalties than fall upon those who associate with him. Simple natural music is a favorite with fat people. When he names the next selection, they like ragtime, jaz and music with a swing to it.