You Had Yet a Clock on It Mistakese

A girl who goes home with a young man leaves him in the morning. She gets up after him, sleeps in, writes a note that says, thanks for a great night and her phone number. But then she realizes she has to go to bathroom. When she presses it's not only it does not flush, it's just that empty hollow tink, tink, tink,. You know, it's not even ha, ha, robert, you're dying. It's tink, tink. So this turd is just sitting in the toilet. Gets of, finds a zip lock bag, and just like you would pick up a doggy poop, she grabs it with the bag on her