Soft Clothes Toilet Seats

This week's sponsor is Soft Clothes Toilet Seats. Do you want your toilet seat to glide down silently and softly after you've done shit, so piss? I do. But do you also want to make the most noise in the world when using toilets that don't have a soft clothes seat? Oh, my god. The one downstairs. Yes, you do. Literally, every other toilet you use will be violently slammed to with an inch of its fucking life because you are a prick who is only used to your toilets. And yeah, you're only used to it. You'll do it to other people's houses, won't you? And you'll, boom, slam