Are They Using the Past Tense or the Present Tent?

Hessdod: I think we should go to his arbarita. Casey, here's how this segment works. As in the documentary, all these children got in trouble in curious, ironic ways. They did. Ah, the very greedy girl, her greed turned against her, and she fell down a shoot. This sounds great. All right, i'm ready. I'm ready to to ironically die. And then, of course, just get taken away by a bunch of workers and then get brought back,. Maybe there's a potent post credit sequence that shows that we're alive. Are they using the past tense, or they using the present tent? Rit, i guess