The Importance of Fame in Russia

"I was sitting at the table absolutely bored out of my brains I was with this super famous Russian person and to me it was just a couple of old people talking about Auntie Maria that's the thing with fame right it is a light that only works in some circles right if you're outside of it it's just totally meaninglessYeah yeah I tell you what I got Oganessian to sign my periodic table with Oganesson on it which is now one of my prized possessions ooh you're gonna hang that up it's gonna go up in your office I might get it framed it's pretty special only the second person alive ever to have their name on the table Glen Seaboard