Fireman's Poles on Fire Stations

Fireman's poles on fire stations are very necessary. They can be quicker as we only have 45 seconds to respond, get kitted up and out the doors. But not always a positive experience for those who use them. A female attending a party wearing a skirt with no knickers may have caused some minor discomfort when she grip too tightly with her front bottom. She split up on the pole. Well, where should I go? Never did she return again.