You're Not in Love With Him. You Wish He Was

Have you ever been lifted onto a counter? Me? Zach, specifically, he's little, I feel like maybe. Has Maggie ever lifted you up to a counter? We just described the contours of your ink bottle. Look, I'm all for throwing away gender nerves, but you think that I've been making out with someone and they've lifted me?! You owe your heartstrings to be all strung out all over the place. Keep your heartstrings short so you can still play them and they play pretty songs. And you know, hopefully then by doing that, that guy can find someone who is interested in being friends with benefits. Love someone for who they are, not for