The Importance of Being a Parent

I don't think I've ever watched a black and white telly. Have you not? No, it was early 90s. It's really like me, Mum has often said, and she doesn't say things much. This is a rare compliment. Or an understanding moment. She said, I wouldn't like to be a parent these days. And I was like, why? She went because it's just too much. You're all an iPad as soon as I pad and dumb you soon. But do some fucking work, Santa. Oh, come on. Like, I can give her an iPad or a dumbie, because I've got them, you know, I'm