The Cat Smells Lionshit

"I was worried that it was going to kill those little birds in front of my daughter," he says. "That was the only time i didn't like the cat, because i was like, if that thing goes up there and kills those little birds ... they'd just see a couple of birdheads." The author suggests selling lionshit at nature reserves for this exact purpose. 'The cat smells it, recognizes it as a superior specy and finds some other poor shmucks driveway to shit in'