My Dad Jokes of the Week

A new vertical farm will grow three million pounds of miselium a year for fungi baste bacon. A guy broke into my house and was looking for money, so i got up to look with him. And what it does is it makes people around it very serious. But it's no joking matter a tey i cried. Ok, i will go next to save our guest for last. Best for last guest depends on how you look at it, i guess.