Is This a Joke at Weddings?

i think aphrodite was glued permanently to hermes. She wanted intimacy with him, and he refused it so she took by force. And they became hermaphrodite, hermes aphrodite. This statue would be given at weddings. I read as a joke to say, oh, blessings. A, well done. You'v finally married. It's a man and a woman coming together. But now you will experience a sexuality. So this leads me to a point which i will now make. E, you need polarity to meet. No matter what, you need to be in your polarities. He can't always be manly, man face, and