Osama Bin Laden and the Taliban Training Camp

The first time he meets Osama bin Laden. bin Laden shows up at the training camp in an envoy of Toyota Land Cruisers. And so instantly, John is like, what a dick. Like it's so hot here. We're like sleeping on the ground. And then this asshole shows up in like an air conditioned $70,000 SUV. It's great because in the classic way of a teenager to like see very deeply about some things and completely miss things that would be obvious to a grown up. Totally. Yeah. He's like this dude sucks.